Aftershave Adventures

Last night I wandered into my bedroom, and was gonna turn on some music...

So I lay down on my bed, and felt something under the covers.

So naturally I pulled back my blanket and sheet...

My little brother had pulled back my blankets, dumped an entire bottle of aftershave onto my bed, and then stuck a toothpaste-covered golf ball right in the middle of the puddle.

Then he covered the whole mess up again so I could find it.

Soda Can Destruction

So on Saturday I was sitting in Stanton's living room, drinking a Tiki Mist...

And when I was finished, I decided to pull off the can's tab.

This pulled up some of the can's top, so I tried to finish pulling it off...

But it was too small to get with my fingers, so I tried to get it off with my teeth.

I had it most of the way off when my lip started tasting salty. Yeah, it was bleeding.

It took about a half hour to get it to stop bleeding, and now it splits all the time and hurts.

Don't tear can tops off with your teeth.